A day in the life of Simba…
06:00 – Human….human…..HUMAN wake up. You got to feed me in an hour. Didn’t work …drat..I’ll charge up and down the stairs till she wakes.
07:00 – Breakfast time
07:01 – must show human affection for feeding me …I’ll chase her feet; it makes her do a funny dance so she must like it.
07:10 – smaller humans awake ..Play time.
08:00 – small humans disappear and my human goes to shower. Doesn’t she know how dangerous all that wet stuff is? I best sit and watch in case she needs me.
08:01 – bored now. I know I’ll use the litter tray and see if I can beat my record for getting the litter as far as possible. My human likes that game as she seems to like sweeping it up. It’ll be a nice surprise when she comes down all dressed and clean.
08:30 – hmm my human seems to want to work as she is at her desk. I best rush and help her. She likes it when I sit on the keyboard or chase the curser on the screens.
08:32 – human still working I best settle down till next food time. Can’t decide on her shoulder or on top of her boobs so I’ll keep trying both till I decide.
10.30 – human…human, its nearly food time again.
11:00 – food time
11:01 – ok human doing things so I think I will attack my sister.
11:30 – I’m …so …tired…must sleep.
15:00 – oh look its that time again food.
15:30 – small humans home again, play time.
15:30 – 19:00 – I’m full of energy so I am going to run around like a lunatic and play with a cardboard box with holes in it. Great fun.
19:00 – that’s hardly a bowl of human, more like a snack.
19:01 – 22:00 – my human and small humans on the sofas. Must show my appreciation and show them my bum…lots…sit on their boobs and fart lots. Must remember to do hourly checks that the humans haven’t forgotten me and dig claws into boobs or neck.
22:00 – I’m so knackered it must be bed time, where’s my bed and my sister.
A day in the life of Bon.
06:00 – scary human person awake soon, must snooze by my bowl.
07:00 – scary human getting food, must practise my meow as I still can’t make a noise.
07:01 – watch Simba play and do stuff.
07:10 – small humans who are just as scary awake….must hide.
10:30 – must move to next to my bowl in case scary human forgets to feed me.
11:00 – shove sister out the way and finish her food.
11:01- must find place to hide and sleep, sister will fine me in a bit and cuddle me.
14:30 – food….food
15:00 – at last food
15:01 – must find place to watch small humans where they can’t reach me.
15:30 – oh for heaven’s sake Simba wants to play again. Already? We played yesterday.
18:00 – ok that’s me all puffed out must sleep. Where can I hide?
19:00 – food
19:01 – one of the small humans has put me on their lap, don’t they understand I don’t like this. I know I’ll fart that will make them move. Even my deadly farts not making them move, ok I give in…Sleep.
22:00 – oh I feel so much lighter after all that farting …quick burst of energy up the stairs..
22:01 – think I have over done it and need my bed and cuddles from my sister.